What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"