How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5