Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.