What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.

What's the biggest sign she's just not into you?

a restraining order.