What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order