What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor