What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!