Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!