Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire