Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.