Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why can't Ben Carson help fix America's problems?

He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.