Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.