Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.