Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.