What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!