What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What console does god use?

Praystation

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Hide in the living room.

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Because it's a loaded question!

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone