What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.