What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.