Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.