What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

Pork Jokes More Pork Jokes

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger