Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Because he was stuck in denial.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.