Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.