Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y