What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger