What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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You don't see either one coming.

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The Finnish line.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

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Am I free to ghost "

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Kermits finger

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Kermit the frogs finger...