Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!