Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.