What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call an epileptic cow?

Beef jerky.

What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.