What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake