Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"