Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.