Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.