Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!