If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
Because the elephant isn't chicken !
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Because clams are shelf-ish.
A fumble bee !
We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.
Because the chicken was having a day off !
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
