What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!