How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.