What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.