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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in ?

Blon-D

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.