Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
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Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
Play the national anthem
Because it had no porpoise in life.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
You can sense his presents.
That's right. 10.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
Moonwalking
Because he got a hole in one!
Crick"
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
By Norse code!
When there's a stamp on it.
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
