How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

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Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18