What type of dog leaves a mark?

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei