Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Prince Jokes More Prince Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.