Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Who is?

These nuts"

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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They both like to throw a ho-down.

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Grgggll

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Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.