What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

A: When he's red-handed.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.