What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun