What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.