Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle