Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)