Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.