Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.