Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Where do senior citizens often go to the restroom?

Depends.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.