Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.