Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

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Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What does ISIS call wine snobs?

Zinfandels!!!!!!

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.