Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!