Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks