Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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It's all in the execution."

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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