Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press