Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What I hated the most in Facebook?

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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