Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press