Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.