Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."