Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Irish People Jokes More Irish People Jokes

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts