Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Two thirty

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.