How would you describe a joke about bones?

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D