Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

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What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How would you describe frankenstein's birth?

Shocking!