Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.