What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.