What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!