What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !