What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.