What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam