What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

DAM!!!