What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.