What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence