What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.