What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.