What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

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Omhmeo and Jouleiet

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope