What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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There goes my hero"

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With a broom and a dustpan.

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At least Ebola will finish me off

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He required that their circuits have no resistance.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

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He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope