What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope