What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium ?

Got dope