What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.