What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.