What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

A hip hopper.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.