What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.