Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.