Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.