Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.