What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)