Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Europe"

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Duck!

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Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.